This is the sort of silly ride home in Col’s car the Gurus often have! Tonight Beryl said she loved the spruce fragranced sachets we sell in our shop, and was taking some home.

Tony said “that’ll spruce you up”.

Col said “will you have Brussels spruce-ts with your evening meal, and then later put a Spruce Springsteen CD on?”

Tony joined in again with “have you seen Spruce-ster’s Millions?” Then he made a reference to “Spruce Grobbelaar, the well known goalie” and so on.

Is this just too sad for words?