It’s been misheard words day today in Guru – first Beryl stopped to talk to some elderly ladies and one of them said they liked her perfume. “It’s called Karma and I like it ‘cos it smells like Guru” Beryl said. One of the ladies looked horrified, and said “oh no it doesn’t smell like urine at all”!

The second occasion was when Beryl told Guru’s Kelly that a rep who had been in the day before said of Kelly that she had “a pretty face”, and Kelly misheard and thought the rep had said ‘a fishy face’!!!