Surely there’d be no-where to pin this?

Some friends came into Guru today asking if we had seen the streaker who ran along High Row and then past our shop, before being apprehended by the police.

These friends added that many of the shopkeepers had come out of their shops to look and that a lady from one of the bakery stores on High Row had said: “oh dear I’ll never look at our sausage rolls the same again after seeing that!!!”