Sep24

Smut Alert: Crystal Balls…

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A lady came into Guru today, looked Tony up and down and asked “do you have crystal balls?”

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This was what she meant!!!

It puts us in mind of last Christmas, when someone enquired of the poor lad “do you have a chocolate willie!!!

 

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About Beryl Maughan Hankin

Guru is an independent fair trade boutique that has been active since 1972 in Darlington, UK. I work there with my best friends Tony and Colin. In addition to my other duties, I manage social media for the shop and spin-off activities and for myself. Growing up back in the 1940s I never could have imagined such a thing as being able to communicate with people all over the world via the internet but here we are doing just that. To quote Jerry Garcia of The Grateful Dead, "What a long strange trip this has been" - and for us at least, it's not over yet! #gurutribeforever

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