Ashleigh & Burwood oil lamp

A lady rang to speak to Kelly, about a lamp she had bought from us. I called out to Kelly “can you come to the phone Kelly, it’s the lady with the lamp?”

Tony heard me and said “that must be Florence Nightingale then!”

Tony announced he’d sold two (display) heads this morning. Beryl answered, “well two heads are better than one”!!!Not content with that we used this same old chestnut again. 

Here in Guru, we sell cards for religious festivals.

There is one called Eid that occurs twice a year… I don’t need to complete the rest of this sentence do I?

Beryl told the Guru lads she saw some nuns being photographed on the steps of our old town hall. Col said “hope they don’t make a habit of it”, and Tony added “nun-believable”!!!

“Hi Bev” said the customer to Beryl. “I’m Beryl” said Beryl. “No you’re not” he insisted “you’re Bev, my cousin knows you”!!!

A biker looking guy came in. Tony said, “hello, it’s great to see you again.”

the man said, “never been in here before mate…”