Warning SMUT ALERT (this is a little bit rude):

As we drove home tonight Beryl was waxing lyrical about the lovely weeping willows on the banks of the Skerne when a young bloke on a pedal bike rode under the canopy of one of them and had a wee… He thought no one would see him from the road but our Range rover is quite high so we could. Tony said “oh look a toilet tree”!!!