
Smiffy Sez: Skunk & Nancy!!!
On the way home in Col’s car last night, we spotted a couple waiting to cross the road. The guy had a fur hat on, with a sort of animal tail hanging down the side, and the girl also had a furry hat on her head.
Tony, quick as a flash as usual said, “look Skunk and Nancy”!!!
(Skunk Anansie – get it?)!!! 🙂
Good Vibes: National Tree-sures.

We think trees are miraculous. The very finest examples of Mother Nature’s art. Some even say they have souls of their own and can sense things and feel emotion. We would like to believe so. The oldest ones have witnessed our history and are revered in Folklore. All we can really know is that they are beautiful and that many of them have grown to their present majesty over centuries. They are high on the list of our own favourite things! Signed, the Gurus.
Smithy Sez: Eh?
We got a phone call tonight just as we were leaving work. Tony picked it up, and the person on the line told him she was from the Governments work records service and said their records showed that there were people at this number who had previously worked in noisy industries, and added, “is this correct?”. With a wicked smile Tony replied, “can you speak up please, I can’t hear you”!!!
Smithy Sez: In-car Conversation…
The Gurus called at a convenience store tonight to buy booze. While they were waiting in the car for Beryl (who was in the shop), Tony said to Col, “have you seen that window, it’s got nothing in it but six toilet rolls, what a sh*t display”!!!
Then he saw a lady coming out of the shop and commented “I know that person, she’s a friend of St Cuthbert’s”, meaning she helped the church with fundraising, etc. He then added, “I can hardly believe it mind, as she looks very well preserved if she’s that age”…
GURU BOUTIQUE AND MUCH OF DARLINGTON IS OPEN ON SUNDAYS!

PHOTO-COLLAGE BY IAN D. MARTIN
Good Vibes: David McAlmont tweeted…
David has been tweeting sweetly in many ways for many years. I regard David as a fabulous person who is as richly gifted in insights and talents as anyone I could ever hope to encounter… #hugefan #lovehismusic #lovehismind
Indi’s View!
“in my opinion, one of the greatest tragedies in human development has been the reliance upon religious dogma from all faiths when it concerns the universe, science, morality, evolution, civil rights i.e. women, slavery etc. We really need to take stock and grow as a race, if we are to survive…”Â
(Indi Garcha)
Footnote: Indi has been a friend of some of us at Guru Boutique since 1972 – and still is to this very day. I consider him to be a person who has transcended the path he was expected to follow and who don’t just blindly accept the destiny/religion/life he was born into but asks questions in order to seek some sort of personal truth. Whilst I don’t always agree with all he says, I do agree that extremists and zealots of all kinds usually exacerbate the ills of this world.
His work as an engineer has taken him all over the planet, so he has had experience of many cultures and many situations and therefore it follows that he will have learned such a lot about human nature.
Yet, from what I have observed, he always seems to comes back to Darlington to hang out with family/friends/people he knows from his earlier life, with whom he still has a bond. No-one should ever take Indi for granted or think they have him sussed, because it’s a certainty that they haven’t.
Beryl’s Boobs: Life Saver…
Beryl had everyone crying with laughter in the hospital (including herself), when trying to describe what Col had done to help someone who they had brought in because they had swallowed something that almost choked them. She was describing to the nurse what had occurred, and instead of saying the Heimlich manoever, said that Col had done the Hein Gericke movement on the patient!!! Hein Gericke of course is a brand of motorcycle clothing…
Our friend and Guru model, Maria!

Maria kindly came along just when we needed her and did some modelling for Guru Boutique. That was back in 2015 and we have been friends ever since! xx


