A small boy was in Guru today. Whilst his dad was looking for presents he started chatting to Kelly and Beryl. He looked at Kelly who had changed her hair colour since he was last in and asked “where’s your other hair?” Kelly said she’d changed it ‘cos she wanted it to look bright for Christmas. Then he turned to Beryl and said “are you a boy?” She told him “no I’m a girl, and then added “must do something about my moustache”!!!